Must-Have Patches for Your Weed Witch Denim Jacket

There’s a weed patch for every woman.

If you’re into following fads, especially really fun ones that are hard to avoid, then it’s really time to get your weed jacket going. Forget about buying all those already-made patched-out denim jackets at Forever 21. Let’s be real, those don’t really fit your needs. If you’re all about weed, witchcraft, and making your own shit, buy these super amazing weed patches for your everyday jacket and get to sewing and ironing. There’s just no need to hide it anymore.

What to buy and where to get your weedy patches:

Bitch I’m Lit Patch

Because this really just says it all, doesn’t it? Get lit and wear it proud on your jacket or ass pocket. You can buy it here.

Bud In Palm Patch

Nothing says you love weed like a handcrafted patch with a palm full of pretty bud. This is a one-of-a-kind thing; so you’ll be a real boss lady with envious humans following you around like puppy dogs. You can buy it here.

Witchcraft Spell Candle Patch

Once my grandmother told me that if you’re lighting incense and witch candles, you’re definitely smoking weed. She wasn’t wrong. Wear this loud and proud. You can buy it here.

Tush & Kush Patch

There are two things to love very dearly in life: Tush and kush. There’s really no need to explain yourself on this one… You can buy it here.

Pussy Food Pyramid Patch

Pussies and marijuana make the world go round, didn’t you know? Take note of this (very accurate) food pyramid here—know what to eat and smoke, and in which order. You can buy it here.

Night In Space Patch

This is one of those could-mean-many-things kind of patches, but weed babes will know that you like to get high out of your fucking mind with this rainbow beauty. Be prepared for stranger high fives on the streets. You can buy it here.

THC Scrabble Patch

Hello, nerdy weed gals! This one is for you—and as you know, there are many of us who like to get real fucking high and zone out on a good game of Scrabble. You can buy it here.

Smoking a J Patch

This classy as fuck patch, with a witch-inspired green hand, is way chill and says, “Hey, I’m smoking a J; so get on board or chill the fuck out.” You can buy it here.

Kush Queen Patch

Babe, you can call yourself anything you want. You can be anything you want. You can be a Kush Queen if you desire. You can buy it here.

Harry Pothead Patch

For real, if you are into Harry Potter, and witches, and magic, we should be best friends. Also, it probably means you loooooove your marijuana cigarettes. You can buy it here.

Repurposed thanks to Kindland.

Crissy Van Meter is the managing editor at Nouvella Books and the founding editor of Five Quarterly. Her writing has appeared in VICE, Catapult, Guernica, Bustle, ESPN, The Hairpin, Golly, VIDA, and more. Her debut novel is forthcoming from Algonquin Books.
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