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‘Ball So Hard’ and Other Poems by Kobe Bryant

Crissy Van MeterJanuary 20, 2018

Driving an alternate lane in a parallel universe. Long before Kobe Bryant let the general public know that he was retiring from the NBA to become a profes...

Let’s Make It International Period Sync-Up Day

Crissy Van MeterJanuary 20, 2018

Supermooning together is the future. We should all sync up for International Women’s Day, because what better way to celebrate than to drop our eggs at the ver...

A Chair to Sit On

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

Sit and settle. That's life happening. I've been thinking about chairs a lot lately. There are a few reasons for that. 1. I sold my old table, includ...

Flying PomAm: Me and My Emotional Support Animal

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

Dogs will solve almost any stress issue. I have a 10-year-old Pomeranian-mix named Jennifer. She travels with me almost everywhere I go. Mostly, because i...

I Tried the Quesalupa in the Name of Love

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

Taco Bell is truly for lovers. On Valentine's Day, I tried the Quesalupa. Before you make an ugly face and start bitching about how stupid of a hol...

I Hired an Animal Communicator to Talk to My Dog

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

Dogs really do talk, duh. Four years ago, I adopted a senior Pomeranian-mix named Jennifer. She was in pretty rough sorts. While she's in much better sh...

Bras and Beauty Products: A Guide to the Worst Womanhood Things

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

Beauty Products: A woman's guide to the worst womanhood things. There comes a time in every woman’s life when she’s told that she’s been most likely weari...

How 2 Hav Fun When U R Br0ke

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

4 tips for your broke ass to thrive. I can mimic the persona of a laid-back Los Angeleno who always has interesting new outfits and hairdos while ...

I Tried CBD for PMS and Maybe Won’t Do It Again

Danielle LiebowitzJanuary 19, 2018

PMS solution: CBD, wine, mushrooms, chocolate pudding. For about five days every month, I cry and I fret, I hate everyone and everything. I’m offended by sunsh...

10 Best Moments of ‘The Eric Andre Show’

Crissy Van MeterJanuary 19, 2018

Grossed out in a good way. Being a dick can be funny, sometimes. Eric Andre seems to understand what makes people tick and what makes people laugh. Now in its ...

How to Add Cheesy Stoner Gear Into Your High-Fashion Wardrobe

Crissy Van MeterJanuary 19, 2018

Sometimes weed cheese is steez. Sometimes a little cheese is good. And while a lot of ‘stoner’ clothes are over-the-top disasters and sometimes annoyingly cult...

How to Party at Your Parents’ House in Your Thirties

Crissy Van MeterJanuary 19, 2018

No shame, really. Let’s be honest, you and me both don’t have enough money to own a house in our thirties. If you do, you might live in the middle of nowhere, ...

‘Ball So Hard’ and Other Poems by Kobe Bryant

Let’s Make It International Period Sync-Up Day

A Chair to Sit On

Flying PomAm: Me and My Emotional Support Animal

I Tried the Quesalupa in the Name of Love

I Hired an Animal Communicator to Talk to My Dog

Bras and Beauty Products: A Guide to the Worst Womanhood Things

How 2 Hav Fun When U R Br0ke

I Tried CBD for PMS and Maybe Won’t Do It Again

10 Best Moments of ‘The Eric Andre Show’

How to Add Cheesy Stoner Gear Into Your High-Fashion Wardrobe

How to Party at Your Parents’ House in Your Thirties

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